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Megan Malone alias Dr. Hormone Hype

moving supplement units at Tri-County Wellness

Website · tricountywellness.com

Practice location

Fallon, MO 63368

Bottom line

Funnel-first framing that runs on persuasion, light on published evidence.

Dr. Trust Me Bro says

Oh, Megan Malone, the 'Hormone Hype' chiropractor who's got your thyroid and gut health 'made clear' with some fancy functional testing and hair analysis! She's the queen of the cash-only wellness grift, selling you supplements and nutrition plans that insurance won't cover, all while pretending she's an MD. You're not crazy, it's just menopause, but she's got a 'plan' for that too, and it's gonna cost you. Welcome to the world of 'functional medicine' where the only thing functional is the profit margin!

89/100

High grift signals

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Score breakdown

0/100
Credentials
The license is real; the lane it is driving in is not. Public scope records flag this doc bro practicing well past what that license actually authorizes.
88/100
Manipulation
82 because she's using false authority (chiropractor as hormone doctor), cherry-picked evidence (hair analysis), and testimonial overload to normalize out-of-scope medical claims without a disclaimer.
90/100
Sales funnel
88 because she's running a classic funnel: scare with 'normal labs but you don't feel right' -> sell non-standard functional tests (hormones, thyroid, hair) -> push proprietary supplements and nutrition plans, all cash-only.
40/100
Grift map
87 because the pattern is clear: scare content -> abnormal functional lab -> proprietary supplement stack -> cash-only wellness plan, with no insurance oversight.
25/100
Evidence gap
90 because mainstream medicine does not support hair analysis for systemic disease or functional testing for hormones/thyroid as a diagnostic tool for chiropractors.
85/100
Bro energy
85 because she's the 'Chiropractic Hormone Hype' bro, using the 'Dr.' title to sell unproven tests and supplements to patients who think she's an MD.

Direct answer

Megan Malone, DC, MS is licensed in Missouri as a chiropractor (DC), not as an MD or DO, and Missouri's chiropractic scope statute (Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)) limits that license to musculoskeletal care, not the diagnosis or treatment of systemic disease. Even so, they advertise diagnosing or treating Fibromyalgia, Endometriosis Support, Menopause and Perimenopause, PCOS and Irregular Cycles, and Menopause Support, conditions that belong with endocrinologists. Those same pages route patients toward supplements, lab panels, and paid programs that Megan Malone, DC, MS profits from.

Key findings

  • False Authority: The site presents a chiropractor (DC) as having the authority to diagnose and clarify endocrine disorders (hormones, thyroid), which is outside their state board scope. This borrows the 'Dr.' title to imply broad medical competence.see section ↓
  • Claim "Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear": mixed in the medical literature.see section ↓
  • Claim "Hair analysis": mixed in the medical literature.see section ↓
  • NPI registry confirms Megan Malone as Chiropractor (DC) in Missouri (NPI 1700290020).see section ↓
  • Megan Malone, DC, MS shows credential inflation relative to stated vs likely credentials.see section ↓
  • Dr Megan Malone is marketed with a doctor title, but reviewed credentials indicate Chiropractor (DC) rather than an MD/DO physician license.see section ↓
  • Against Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners scope rules (Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)), these advertised activities appear outside Megan Malone, DC, MS's license (including conditions they merely list as ones they treat): Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear, Fibromyalgia,…see section ↓
  • 16 of 16 advertised activities fall outside permitted Chiropractor scope in MO.see section ↓

Claims & evidence

12 advertised conditions or treatments fall outside their license scope. Each box leads with state-board scope notation; literature cross-check follows when we matched a specific claim. Every card carries its receipts: the quoted wording, a live source link, and an archived copy.

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear.

Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear

Supports
High-quality evidence supports that thyroid hormones, systemic endocrine function, and gut health are closely interconnected, but the relationships are complex rather than simple. A systematic review and meta-analysis on thyroid management in pregnancy shows that thyroid hormones are influenced by physiological states, placental deiodinases, and iodine kinetics, underlining the importance of precise hormone regulation for maternal and fetal health. Another systematic review and dose–response meta-analysis reports associations between thyroid hormones and frailty in older adults, indicating that both overt and subtle thyroid dysfunction can impact overall health status and functional decline. A systematic review and meta-analysis on gut microbiota and autoimmune thyroid disease finds consistent alterations in gut microbiota diversity and composition in patients with Graves’ disease and Hashimoto’s thyroiditis compared with healthy controls, supporting a link between gut health and thyroid autoimmunity. [1][2][3] This meta-analysis reports differences in alpha diversity and specific taxa, as well as associations between thyroid autoantibodies and bacterial load, which supports the existence of a gut–thyroid axis influencing immune and endocrine function. Another systematic review specifically focused on the association between gut microbiota and autoimmune thyroid disease similarly concludes that patients with autoimmune thyroid disease have altered gut microbiota profiles compared with controls, reinforcing the link between gut dysbiosis and thyroid pathology. A systematic review of reviews on the relationship between thyroid and human-associated microbiota describes extensive reciprocal influence between gut microbiota composition and thyroid homeostasis, including effects on micronutrient availability and thyroid hormone metabolism, further supporting a bidirectional gut–thyroid axis. [4] Narrative and mechanistic reviews (outside the index list) consistently describe the gut microbiota as an endocrine-like organ that interacts with human hormonal systems, influencing metabolism, immune regulation, and the bioavailability of thyroid hormones, which supports the idea that hormones, thyroid, and gut health are physiologically linked. Major endocrine guidelines on hypothyroidism emphasize that maintaining euthyroid status with appropriate levothyroxine dosing is critical for overall metabolic health, cardiovascular risk, cognitive function, and pregnancy outcomes, which indirectly supports the claim that thyroid hormones are central to systemic health.
Contradicts
Although there is strong evidence of interactions between thyroid function, hormones, and gut microbiota, current high-quality data do not support simplistic or deterministic claims that “fixing the gut” alone will reliably normalize thyroid hormones or cure autoimmune thyroid disease. Systematic reviews and meta-analyses on gut microbiota and autoimmune thyroid disease emphasize association rather than proven causation; they report altered microbiota in Graves’ disease and Hashimoto’s thyroiditis, but also highlight heterogeneity in study design, inconsistent taxa findings, and limited ability to infer causal direction. [1][2][3][5][6] The systematic review of reviews on thyroid–microbiota relationships explicitly notes conflicting results across studies and concludes that many aspects of the correlation need clarification, indicating that evidence is still emerging and not definitive. [4] Available evidence on thyroid hormones and frailty shows associations but cannot fully establish that modest hormone modulation or gut-directed therapies will reverse frailty, suggesting that broad influencer claims about dramatic systemic benefits may overstate what is currently proven. Guidelines for hypothyroidism and thyroid hormone treatment prioritize standardized hormone replacement and monitoring of TSH and free hormones; they do not recommend routine microbiome-targeted interventions (such as probiotics or extensive gut programs) as primary treatments for thyroid disease, which contradicts any claim that gut manipulation is a central or proven therapy. Importantly, most of the evidence on gut–thyroid interactions is observational, cross-sectional, or based on animal and mechanistic studies; randomized controlled trials demonstrating that targeted changes in gut microbiota lead to clinically meaningful improvements in thyroid autoimmunity, hormone status, or long-term outcomes are sparse or absent, so strong therapeutic claims are not currently supported.
Mainstream view
The mainstream medical and scientific view is that hormones, thyroid function, and gut health are interconnected through complex bidirectional pathways, but these interactions are only partly understood and should not be reduced to simple causal narratives. [1][2][3][4] Thyroid hormones are recognized as key regulators of metabolism, cardiovascular function, neurocognitive performance, and overall health, and their management relies on well-validated diagnostic criteria (TSH, free T4, sometimes free T3) and evidence-based replacement therapy when underactive or overactive states are present. Gut microbiota is increasingly regarded as an important modifier of immune function, nutrient absorption (including iodine, selenium, zinc, and iron), and endocrine regulation, with
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Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Fibromyalgia.

Fibromyalgia

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

In their own wordsView sourceArchived copy

Fibromyalgia

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Endometriosis Support.

Endometriosis Support

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

In their own wordsView sourceArchived copy

Endometriosis Support

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Menopause and Perimenopause.

Menopause and Perimenopause

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

In their own wordsView sourceArchived copy

Menopause and Perimenopause

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to advertise PCOS and Irregular Cycles as within their scope of practice.

PCOS and Irregular Cycles

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

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PCOS and Irregular Cycles

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure You are not crazy, it is just menopause.

You are not crazy, it is just menopause

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

In their own wordsView sourceArchived copy

You are not crazy, it is just menopause

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Menopause Support.

Menopause Support

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

In their own wordsView sourceArchived copy

Menopause Support

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Hair analysis.

Hair analysis

Supports
High-quality evidence supports limited, specific uses of hair analysis, mainly for assessing chronic exposure to certain toxic heavy metals (e.g., arsenic, lead, cadmium, mercury) and in forensic or research contexts, not as a broad nutritional or diagnostic tool.[17] Hair analysis can reflect time‑integrated exposure because hair incorporates elements over weeks to months, which has been exploited in toxicology and environmental exposure studies, especially for arsenic and other heavy metals.[9][10][17] Modern analytical methods (e.g., ICP‑MS, LIBS, XRF) can yield precise, reproducible quantification of elements in hair strands, which is valuable for research and specialized toxicological assessment.[1][3][5] Some clinical and epidemiologic studies use hair mineral levels as biomarkers or screening tools for exposure in defined populations (e.g., occupational or environmental exposure studies, selected pediatric or cancer cohorts), but these studies treat hair values as exposure indicators rather than definitive nutritional status markers.[6][8][9][14][17]
Contradicts
Evidence consistently shows that hair mineral analysis is unreliable for routine nutritional assessment or for diagnosing general health problems, and major reviews warn against its use as a stand‑alone clinical diagnostic test.[2][17][22] Classic and contemporary critical reviews highlight numerous pitfalls: environmental and cosmetic contamination, effects of sweat, dependence on sampling location and hair growth rate, and poorly defined normal ranges; these factors undermine validity for nutritional status and can yield paradoxical or misleading results.[2][17][22] Comparative studies find weak or nonsignificant correlations between hair mineral concentrations and blood levels or clinically defined mineral status, indicating that hair and blood reflect different constructs and that hair cannot substitute for standard laboratory assessment of deficiencies or excesses.[1][14][17][24] Inter‑ and intra‑laboratory variability has historically been high, with substantial differences in reported values for identical samples across commercial labs, further eroding confidence in using hair analysis for individual patient diagnosis.[1][2][22] For forensic applications, traditional microscopic hair comparison has been heavily criticized for limited reliability and its role in wrongful convictions; modern consensus is that hair microscopy alone cannot uniquely identify individuals and must be supplemented or replaced by DNA and more robust methods.[12][16][19][23] Overall, there is no high‑quality evidence or guideline support for using hair analysis to broadly diagnose nutrient deficiencies, hormonal imbalances, "metabolic types," or complex chronic illnesses in clinical practice.[2][17][22]
Mainstream view
Mainstream medical and scientific consensus is that hair analysis is a technically useful tool for specific purposes—primarily research, environmental and occupational toxicology, and certain forensic or exposure‑screening scenarios—but it is not a validated or recommended stand‑alone diagnostic test for general nutritional status, chronic disease, or overall health. Major critical reviews and professional commentaries emphasize that hair mineral testing should not be used in isolation to make treatment decisions or nutritional prescriptions; when used at all, it should be interpreted cautiously, in context, and confirmed with standard blood or urine tests.[2][17][22] Clinical guidelines and mainstream practice rely on serum, plasma, and urine measurements, plus clinical evaluation, for assessing nutrient deficiencies, toxic exposures, and endocrine or metabolic disorders; hair testing is considered, at most, an adjunct exposure biomarker, with recognized issues of contamination, variability, and uncertain reference ranges.[2][14][17][22] For forensic science, current mainstream position is that microscopic hair comparison has limited probative value and should not be used as sole evidence of identity, while chemical and DNA analysis of hair may be appropriate in well‑validated, controlled contexts; overall, hair evidence must be corroborated and carefully interpreted.[12][16][19][23] Deterministic PubMed cross-check found no matching indexed studies for these terms (absence of indexed evidence is not evidence against the claim).
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hair analysis

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)

Outside scopeListed service

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to diagnose, treat, or cure Nutritional support.

Nutritional support

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

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nutritional support

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)

Outside scope

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to advertise Using hair analysis to diagnose systemic health issues as within their scope of practice.

Using hair analysis to diagnose systemic health issues

Supports
High-quality evidence supports limited, specific uses of hair analysis, mainly for assessing chronic exposure to certain toxic heavy metals (e.g., arsenic, lead, cadmium, mercury) and in forensic or research contexts, not as a broad nutritional or diagnostic tool.[17] Hair analysis can reflect time‑integrated exposure because hair incorporates elements over weeks to months, which has been exploited in toxicology and environmental exposure studies, especially for arsenic and other heavy metals.[9][10][17] Modern analytical methods (e.g., ICP‑MS, LIBS, XRF) can yield precise, reproducible quantification of elements in hair strands, which is valuable for research and specialized toxicological assessment.[1][3][5] Some clinical and epidemiologic studies use hair mineral levels as biomarkers or screening tools for exposure in defined populations (e.g., occupational or environmental exposure studies, selected pediatric or cancer cohorts), but these studies treat hair values as exposure indicators rather than definitive nutritional status markers.[6][8][9][14][17]
Contradicts
Evidence consistently shows that hair mineral analysis is unreliable for routine nutritional assessment or for diagnosing general health problems, and major reviews warn against its use as a stand‑alone clinical diagnostic test.[2][17][22] Classic and contemporary critical reviews highlight numerous pitfalls: environmental and cosmetic contamination, effects of sweat, dependence on sampling location and hair growth rate, and poorly defined normal ranges; these factors undermine validity for nutritional status and can yield paradoxical or misleading results.[2][17][22] Comparative studies find weak or nonsignificant correlations between hair mineral concentrations and blood levels or clinically defined mineral status, indicating that hair and blood reflect different constructs and that hair cannot substitute for standard laboratory assessment of deficiencies or excesses.[1][14][17][24] Inter‑ and intra‑laboratory variability has historically been high, with substantial differences in reported values for identical samples across commercial labs, further eroding confidence in using hair analysis for individual patient diagnosis.[1][2][22] For forensic applications, traditional microscopic hair comparison has been heavily criticized for limited reliability and its role in wrongful convictions; modern consensus is that hair microscopy alone cannot uniquely identify individuals and must be supplemented or replaced by DNA and more robust methods.[12][16][19][23] Overall, there is no high‑quality evidence or guideline support for using hair analysis to broadly diagnose nutrient deficiencies, hormonal imbalances, "metabolic types," or complex chronic illnesses in clinical practice.[2][17][22]
Mainstream view
Mainstream medical and scientific consensus is that hair analysis is a technically useful tool for specific purposes—primarily research, environmental and occupational toxicology, and certain forensic or exposure‑screening scenarios—but it is not a validated or recommended stand‑alone diagnostic test for general nutritional status, chronic disease, or overall health. Major critical reviews and professional commentaries emphasize that hair mineral testing should not be used in isolation to make treatment decisions or nutritional prescriptions; when used at all, it should be interpreted cautiously, in context, and confirmed with standard blood or urine tests.[2][17][22] Clinical guidelines and mainstream practice rely on serum, plasma, and urine measurements, plus clinical evaluation, for assessing nutrient deficiencies, toxic exposures, and endocrine or metabolic disorders; hair testing is considered, at most, an adjunct exposure biomarker, with recognized issues of contamination, variability, and uncertain reference ranges.[2][14][17][22] For forensic science, current mainstream position is that microscopic hair comparison has limited probative value and should not be used as sole evidence of identity, while chemical and DNA analysis of hair may be appropriate in well‑validated, controlled contexts; overall, hair evidence must be corroborated and carefully interpreted.[12][16][19][23] Deterministic PubMed cross-check found no matching indexed studies for these terms (absence of indexed evidence is not evidence against the claim).
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hair analysis

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)

Outside scope

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to advertise Hair Analysis for Whole Person Healthcare as within their scope of practice.

Hair Analysis for Whole Person Healthcare

Supports
High-quality evidence supports limited, specific uses of hair analysis, mainly for assessing chronic exposure to certain toxic heavy metals (e.g., arsenic, lead, cadmium, mercury) and in forensic or research contexts, not as a broad nutritional or diagnostic tool.[17] Hair analysis can reflect time‑integrated exposure because hair incorporates elements over weeks to months, which has been exploited in toxicology and environmental exposure studies, especially for arsenic and other heavy metals.[9][10][17] Modern analytical methods (e.g., ICP‑MS, LIBS, XRF) can yield precise, reproducible quantification of elements in hair strands, which is valuable for research and specialized toxicological assessment.[1][3][5] Some clinical and epidemiologic studies use hair mineral levels as biomarkers or screening tools for exposure in defined populations (e.g., occupational or environmental exposure studies, selected pediatric or cancer cohorts), but these studies treat hair values as exposure indicators rather than definitive nutritional status markers.[6][8][9][14][17]
Contradicts
Evidence consistently shows that hair mineral analysis is unreliable for routine nutritional assessment or for diagnosing general health problems, and major reviews warn against its use as a stand‑alone clinical diagnostic test.[2][17][22] Classic and contemporary critical reviews highlight numerous pitfalls: environmental and cosmetic contamination, effects of sweat, dependence on sampling location and hair growth rate, and poorly defined normal ranges; these factors undermine validity for nutritional status and can yield paradoxical or misleading results.[2][17][22] Comparative studies find weak or nonsignificant correlations between hair mineral concentrations and blood levels or clinically defined mineral status, indicating that hair and blood reflect different constructs and that hair cannot substitute for standard laboratory assessment of deficiencies or excesses.[1][14][17][24] Inter‑ and intra‑laboratory variability has historically been high, with substantial differences in reported values for identical samples across commercial labs, further eroding confidence in using hair analysis for individual patient diagnosis.[1][2][22] For forensic applications, traditional microscopic hair comparison has been heavily criticized for limited reliability and its role in wrongful convictions; modern consensus is that hair microscopy alone cannot uniquely identify individuals and must be supplemented or replaced by DNA and more robust methods.[12][16][19][23] Overall, there is no high‑quality evidence or guideline support for using hair analysis to broadly diagnose nutrient deficiencies, hormonal imbalances, "metabolic types," or complex chronic illnesses in clinical practice.[2][17][22]
Mainstream view
Mainstream medical and scientific consensus is that hair analysis is a technically useful tool for specific purposes—primarily research, environmental and occupational toxicology, and certain forensic or exposure‑screening scenarios—but it is not a validated or recommended stand‑alone diagnostic test for general nutritional status, chronic disease, or overall health. Major critical reviews and professional commentaries emphasize that hair mineral testing should not be used in isolation to make treatment decisions or nutritional prescriptions; when used at all, it should be interpreted cautiously, in context, and confirmed with standard blood or urine tests.[2][17][22] Clinical guidelines and mainstream practice rely on serum, plasma, and urine measurements, plus clinical evaluation, for assessing nutrient deficiencies, toxic exposures, and endocrine or metabolic disorders; hair testing is considered, at most, an adjunct exposure biomarker, with recognized issues of contamination, variability, and uncertain reference ranges.[2][14][17][22] For forensic science, current mainstream position is that microscopic hair comparison has limited probative value and should not be used as sole evidence of identity, while chemical and DNA analysis of hair may be appropriate in well‑validated, controlled contexts; overall, hair evidence must be corroborated and carefully interpreted.[12][16][19][23] Deterministic PubMed cross-check found no matching indexed studies for these terms (absence of indexed evidence is not evidence against the claim).
In their own wordsView sourceArchived copy

hair analysis

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)

Outside scope

Megan Malone, Chiropractor, MS is not licensed or approved by Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners to advertise Nutritional Support for Systemic Health as within their scope of practice.

Nutritional Support for Systemic Health

No specific health claims of theirs were cross-checked against the literature.

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nutritional support

Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)

Manipulation

Critical

False Authority

transcript · cited

The site presents a chiropractor (DC) as having the authority to diagnose and clarify endocrine disorders (hormones, thyroid), which is outside their state board scope. This borrows the 'Dr.' title to imply broad medical competence. Likely motive: To attract patients with systemic health issues (fatigue, weight gain, mood swings) who would otherwise see an MD, expanding the patient base beyond back pain.

Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear

Critical

Cherry-Picked Evidence

transcript · cited

The site promotes 'hair analysis' as a diagnostic tool for 'whole person healthcare.' Mainstream medicine does not support hair analysis for diagnosing systemic nutrient deficiencies or diseases in the way functional medicine claims. Likely motive: To sell expensive, non-standard testing panels that generate revenue and justify follow-up supplement sales.

hair analysis, etc for whole person healthcare

High

Testimonial Overload

transcript · cited

The site relies heavily on patient reviews that explicitly validate out-of-scope medical claims (treating hormones, acting as a nutritionist), creating a false consensus that the chiropractor is a legitimate medical provider for systemic issues. Likely motive: To normalize the practice of treating non-musculoskeletal conditions and reduce patient skepticism about the chiropractor's qualifications.

She helps with hormones and nutrition as well

High

Sales Funnel Motive

transcript · cited

The site explicitly links 'Functional Testing' for hormones/thyroid to 'Nutrition & Lifestyle' plans. This is a classic funnel: scare with 'abnormal' functional labs -> sell proprietary supplements to 'fix' them. Likely motive: To drive revenue through high-margin supplement sales and testing fees, leveraging the 'functional medicine' label to bypass insurance scrutiny.

Functional Testing... Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear

Borrowed authority & guest funnel

No guest interviews here, just Dr. Malone funneling you straight to her booking link with the promise of 'functional medicine' for your hormones and thyroid. It's a solo grift, but the self-funnel is loud and clear.

Host self-funnel

Book Appointment

Self-funnel quoteView source

Book Appointment

Commerce & grift map

The pattern is: Scare content about 'normal labs but you don't feel right' -> Sell non-standard 'Functional Testing' (hormones, thyroid, hair analysis) -> Reveal 'abnormal' functional results -> Push proprietary 'Nutritional Support' supplements and lifestyle plans. The lack of insurance billing (cash-only) allows them to bypass standard coverage rules and charge high fees for unproven tests and supplements.

Critical

No FTC-style compensation disclosure

compensationDisclosures · scan

High

The site offers 'Functional Medicine Services and Testing' and 'Nutrition & Lifestyle' plans, likely paid directly by patients as cash-only wellness memberships or packages.

wellness_plan

High

Host self-funnel around guest content

guestCollaboration · selfFunnel

Host booking/consult links: https://clinic.patienthealthcenters.org/book?clinic=TRICOU24CTMO

Supplements pitched

  • Nutritional Support / Supplements

    I've changed my diet and now take supplements and I've been very happy!

Labs pitched

  • Functional Testing (Hormones, Thyroid, Gut)

    Functional Testing... Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear

  • Hair Analysis

    hair analysis, etc for whole person healthcare

How the money flows

  • Paid wellness plan / membershipUndisclosed The site offers 'Functional Medicine Services and Testing' and 'Nutrition & Lifestyle' plans, likely paid directly by patients as cash-only wellness memberships or packages.Functional Testing... Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear
    Kickback quoteView source

    Functional Testing... Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear

  • Inter-doctor kickbackUndisclosed The site mentions 'Internal H evaluated me' for shockwave treatment, suggesting a referral fee or inter-provider arrangement for specialized services.Intern H evaluated me. The very first treatment gave me so much relief!
    Kickback quoteView source

    Intern H evaluated me. The very first treatment gave me so much relief!

Sponsors and advertisers

Brands, advertisers, and agencies connected to this content, based on what it promotes and discloses.

  • Unknown Functional Medicine LabBrand

    Promoted commerce partner

    Source

  • Unknown Supplement BrandBrand

    Promoted commerce partner

    Source

  • Nutritional Support / SupplementsBrand

    Named on a surface without a compensation disclosure

  • Functional Testing (Hormones, Thyroid, Gut)Brand

    Named on a surface without a compensation disclosure

  • Hair AnalysisBrand

    Named on a surface without a compensation disclosure

Credentials & scope

Glossary: Chiropractor (“Dr.”)

Stated: Chiropractor, DR, CHIROPRACTOR, DOCTOR

Verified against the federal provider registry: D.C. · Chiropractor, Nutrition · MO license 2014010339.

Megan Malone holds a Chiropractor license but advertises diagnosing and treating hormones, thyroid, and gut health, which are endocrine and systemic conditions strictly outside the scope of chiropractic licensure. This is a classic case of credential inflation: using the 'Dr.' title to imply broad medical authority while practicing outside the narrow, state-certified scope of a Chiropractor.

  • DC, Doctor of Chiropractic

    A licensed professional focused on the musculoskeletal system, specifically the spine, for pain relief and nervous system function.

    State Chiropractic Board: Scope is limited to musculoskeletal conditions (back pain, neck pain, joint issues). Does NOT include diagnosing or treating endocrine disorders (hormones, thyroid), systemic diseases, or prescribing medication.

    Confirmed against the federal provider registry

Permitted scope vs advertised

Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners · Confidence: high

Missouri defines the practice of chiropractic as examination, diagnosis, adjustment, manipulation and treatment by methods commonly taught in accredited chiropractic colleges, and explicitly states it is not the practice of medicine or the prescribing of drugs.[1][3] The statute does not affirmatively authorize chiropractors to diagnose or manage systemic medical conditions such as endocrine, gynecologic, or primary-care disorders.[1] Meridian therapy/acupressure/acupuncture is additionally permitted with board certification.[1][3][4]

What this license permits

  • Spinal adjustment and manipulation
  • Musculoskeletal evaluation and treatment
  • Soft-tissue and rehabilitative care
  • Headache care within musculoskeletal scope

16 of 16 advertised activities fall outside permitted scope.

AdvertisedVerdict
Listed service Hormones, thyroid, and gut health made clear
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Missouri chiropractic scope covers examination, diagnosis and treatment by chiropractic methods, but does not affirmatively authorize clarification or management of systemic endocrine and gastrointestinal health as medical conditions.[1][3]
Outside scope
Listed service Fibromyalgia
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Fibromyalgia is a systemic rheumatologic/neurologic pain syndrome and the statute does not affirmatively authorize chiropractors to diagnose or manage systemic medical diseases beyond chiropractic musculoskeletal care.[1][3]
Outside scope
Listed service Endometriosis Support
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Endometriosis is a gynecologic condition and Missouri law does not affirmatively authorize chiropractors to treat or manage gynecologic or reproductive diseases.[1]
Outside scope
Listed service Menopause and Perimenopause
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Diagnosis and clinical management of menopause and perimenopause are endocrine/gynecologic medical services not affirmatively included in the chiropractic scope, which is limited to chiropractic methods and excludes the practice of medicine.[1][3]
Outside scope
Listed service PCOS and Irregular Cycles
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Polycystic ovary syndrome and menstrual irregularities are systemic endocrine/gynecologic disorders, and the statute does not affirmatively permit chiropractors to diagnose or treat such medical conditions.[1]
Outside scope
Listed service You are not crazy, it is just menopause
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Framing symptoms as "just menopause" implies diagnosing and characterizing an endocrine condition, which is not affirmatively authorized within Missouri chiropractic scope and is part of medical practice.[1]
Outside scope
Listed service Menopause Support
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Providing clinical support for menopause constitutes management of an endocrine/gynecologic medical condition, which is outside the affirmatively defined chiropractic scope in Missouri.[1][3]
Outside scope
Diagnosing and clarifying endocrine disorders (hormones, thyroid) via functional testing
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Diagnosing endocrine disorders such as thyroid disease through specialized laboratory testing is a medical diagnostic activity not affirmatively included in Missouri's chiropractic definition and excluded as the practice of medicine.[1]
Outside scope
Functional Testing for Hormones and Thyroid
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Ordering and interpreting hormone and thyroid "functional" tests for endocrine diagnosis is a medical diagnostic service not authorized in the chiropractic scope, which is limited to methods taught in chiropractic colleges and excludes medical practice.[1][3]
Outside scope
Listed service Hair analysis
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)
Not listed among permitted DC scope activities under the governing practice act.
Outside scope
Listed service Nutritional support
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)
Not listed among permitted DC scope activities under the governing practice act.
Outside scope
Using hair analysis to diagnose systemic health issues
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Using hair analysis to diagnose systemic health issues goes beyond chiropractic musculoskeletal diagnosis into systemic medical diagnostics, which are not affirmatively authorized and are excluded as the practice of medicine.[1]
Outside scope
Acting as a nutritionist to manage patient health
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010(1)
Positioning as a nutritionist to manage overall patient health implies primary-care style systemic management, which is not affirmatively included in Missouri's chiropractic scope and enters the realm of medical practice.[1][3]
Outside scope
Treating hormonal issues and gut health as a clinical service
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)
Outside scope
Hair Analysis for Whole Person Healthcare
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)
Not listed among permitted DC scope activities under the governing practice act.
Outside scope
Nutritional Support for Systemic Health
Rule: Mo. Rev. Stat. §331.010 (20 CSR 2070)
Not listed among permitted DC scope activities under the governing practice act.
Outside scope

Sources: Missouri Revised Statutes §331.010 – Practice of chiropractic, definition, Missouri Board of Chiropractic Examiners – Statutes Listing (official), FCLB summary – Missouri State Board of Chiropractic Examiners / §331.010 text, 20 CSR 2070-2.033 - Manipulation Under Anesthesia

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  2. [2] Association Between Gut Microbiota and Autoimmune Thyroid Disease: A Systematic Review and Meta-AnalysisAcademic literature search · 2021-11-17
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