Wall of Fame
Pseudo-docs and wellness Doc Bros with inflated credentials.
Satirical inversion: the Wall of Fame is not an endorsement. These are pseudo-docs and wellness Doc Bros we flag for inflated credentials and manipulation, sarcastically made famous.
Rank uses the full offender total; the number on each card is that total clamped to 0 to 100, so two cards can both show 100 and still rank apart.
Infants and children
Every name here lists at least one condition the registry classes under infants and children, and that listing is part of the score that puts them where they are. The number beside each name is their position on this wall.
- #1Stephen CabralRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism, ADHD +1 conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #2Nicole CainRegistry classificationInfants and children: ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #3Martin HartRegistry classificationInfants and children: PANS and PANDAS conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #4Joshua Ryan HuffmanRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism, ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #5Jolene BrightenRegistry classificationInfants and children: ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #6John W LarsonRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism, ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #8Jaban M MooreRegistry classificationInfants and children: PANS and PANDAS, chronic childhood illness +2 conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #9Bradley Michael WoodleRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #13Sarah DrakeRegistry classificationInfants and children: infant colic and reflux, ear infections +1 conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #33Dr. Brian LumRegistry classificationInfants and children: ADHD, PANS and PANDAS conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #34Jill CristaRegistry classificationInfants and children: PANS and PANDAS conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #36Julie GurbackiRegistry classificationInfants and children: ear infections conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #37Patrick GarrettRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #38Scott P BurtisRegistry classificationInfants and children: ADHD, infant colic and reflux +1 conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #39Kyle A PotterRegistry classificationInfants and children: ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #40Timothy Thomas BertschRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism, ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #41Richard L. MayfieldRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #42Eric James JohnsonRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #43Melinda GriffinRegistry classificationInfants and children: ADHD conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #44Shannon McCartyRegistry classificationInfants and children: infant colic and reflux, torticollis and infant development +1 conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #45Paul Daniel FayRegistry classificationInfants and children: infant colic and reflux conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #50Whitney Paige RutledgeRegistry classificationInfants and children: autism conditions the registry classes under infants and children
- #86Dennis Ray ScharenbergRegistry classificationInfants and children: infant colic and reflux, ear infections conditions the registry classes under infants and children
vibes-based "doctor," Doom-and-Gloom Disease Statistics
vibes-based "doctor," Success Stories as Proof
consulting from the wellness trough at Keystone Total Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Root-Cause Physician
running the vibes clinic at Minnesota Chiropractic Neurology
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor Diagnosing Systemic Disease
vibes-based "doctor," Naturopathic Endocrinologist Title
running the vibes clinic at Healing Choices - Natural Healthcare Clinic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as hormone-and-lab authority
moving supplement units at Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Borrowed medical breadth
vibes-based "doctor," Borrowed doctor authority
vibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Functional Medicine Doctor
vibes-based "doctor," Naturopathic/Chiropractic Title Inflation
consulting from the wellness trough at Momentum Health & Wellness Minnesota
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor Diagnosing Autoimmunity and Hormone Imbalances
consulting from the wellness trough at The Health Institute
websitevibes-based "doctor," Miracle Cure Testimonials
running the vibes clinic at Drake Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Functional lab mystique
running the vibes clinic at Functional Medicine Practitioner
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Dr.' Title Trap
consulting from the wellness trough at Momentum Health & Wellness Minnesota
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Hormone/Thyroid Specialist
consulting from the wellness trough at True Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Internal Medicine Doctor
running the vibes clinic at PREMER HEALTH & PERFORMANCE
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Functional Medicine' Chiropractor
running the vibes clinic at Functional Medicine Physician
websitevibes-based "doctor," Root-cause panic framing
running the vibes clinic at The Wellness Way
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Systemic Doctor
moving supplement units at Hamada Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as 'Functional Medicine Doctor'
moving supplement units at Restore Health & Longevity Center
websitevibes-based "doctor," PT/DPT as 'Clinical Director of Health and Longevity'
moving supplement units at Restore Health & Longevity Center
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as 'Doctor' for Systemic Disease
moving supplement units at Tri-County Wellness
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Hormone Doctor
running the vibes clinic at EvoHealth Functional Medicine
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Dr.' Title Misdirection
vibes-based "doctor," The Chiropractor as Functional Medicine Doctor
dispensing certainty at Aligned Modern Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Comprehensive testing as the answer to everything
slangin' hopium at Restorative Health Solutions
websitevibes-based "doctor," Personalized testing as the gateway
consulting from the wellness trough at Beckley Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Subluxation monopoly claim
consulting from the wellness trough at Lake Pointe Wellness
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor recast as functional-medicine authority
vibes-based "doctor," Free consult lead capture
slangin' hopium at Functional Medicine Chiropractor
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Medical Detective
running the vibes clinic at Whole Root Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Dr.' Without the MD
consulting from the wellness trough at Functional Medicine Doctor
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chronic-illness scare-to-consult funnel
vibes-based "doctor," Naturopathic Doctor as Medical Expert
vibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as General Medical Healer
slangin' hopium at Revitalign Wellness
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Functional Medicine' Chiropractor
dispensing certainty at Functional Lifestyle Medicine
websitevibes-based "doctor," Toxicity-and-purification fear frame
moving supplement units at Burtis Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," On-site lab as the oracle
dispensing certainty at Nichols Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Hormone-saliva panel as the answer to everything
dispensing certainty at Team Health Care Clinic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Delay-makes-you-sicker scare copy
vibes-based "doctor," Functional lab buffet
consulting from the wellness trough at Chiropractor Madison WI
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Functional Medicine Doctor
dispensing certainty at Functional Health KC
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Dr.' Title Without MD/DO
running the vibes clinic at Soul Chiropractic.
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Psychiatric/Neonatal Specialist
running the vibes clinic at Fay Family Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Root-cause lab testing hook
vibes-based "doctor," The 'Doctor of Three' Title Stack
slangin' hopium at Conners Clinic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Narrow credential stretched over oncology and chronic disease
vibes-based "doctor," The Doctor Who Trains Doctors
slangin' hopium at Empowering Women’s Health & Aging
websitevibes-based "doctor," Honorific-led wellness authority
moving supplement units at Prairie Wellness Center
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractic Internist Overreach
vibes-based "doctor," The 'Functional Doctor' Title
vibes-based "doctor," The Chiropractor as Systemic Doctor
moving supplement units at Eilrich Family Chiropractic & Wellness
websitevibes-based "doctor," Functional-medicine diagnosis funnel
dispensing certainty at Chiropractic Care
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Dr.' Title Without MD/DO
running the vibes clinic at Chiropractor Lawrence, KS
websitevibes-based "doctor," Doctor title used to launder broad medical authority
slangin' hopium at Vitality Chiropractic & Wellness Center
youtubevibes-based "doctor," The Miracle Carpal Tunnel Case
moving supplement units at Overland Park’s Functional Medicine Clinic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Cancer as a systems problem to be managed by the clinic
vibes-based "doctor," peer review optional
dispensing certainty at Advanced Integrated Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," The Pharmaceutical Rep Who Became a Miracle Doctor
vibes-based "doctor," MRI doom story sells the protocol
dispensing certainty at A Functional Life Chiropractic Clinic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Doctor branding over a narrow license
dispensing certainty at Credence Functional Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Toxic-world scare framing
vibes-based "doctor," The Sisterhood of Exaggerated Transformation
dispensing certainty at The Mladenoff Clinic Kansas City
websitevibes-based "doctor," Every bump becomes brain damage
vibes-based "doctor," Blood sugar panic sells packages
moving supplement units at Nebraska Kinesiology Center
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Doctor' Title Trap
slangin' hopium at Cardin Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Wellness-by-products funnel
dispensing certainty at Shift Integrative Medicine
websitevibes-based "doctor," New patient special
moving supplement units at Amplify Life Center
websitevibes-based "doctor," Broad medical authority from narrow licenses
slangin' hopium at Northern Virginia Functional Medicine
websitevibes-based "doctor," The 'Elite Physician' Chiropractor
running the vibes clinic at Kubovy Integrative Healthcare
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractic title laundering into internal medicine
moving supplement units at New Life Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Functional Medicine as Root Cause Authority
slangin' hopium at Freeport, MN Chiropractor
websitevibes-based "doctor," Diversified testing as a root-cause hook
moving supplement units at Overland Park Chiropractor
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Functional Medicine Leader
moving supplement units at Kansas Functional Medicine
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractic title, primary-care framing
dispensing certainty at Chipota Wellness Center
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Functional Medicine Root-Cause Expert
vibes-based "doctor," Chiropractic physician branding
consulting from the wellness trough at Balanced Health & Chiropractic, PA
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractic authority stretched into functional medicine
vibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Functional Medicine Expert
moving supplement units at Root Function Health
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor framed as internal-disease diagnostician
vibes-based "doctor," The 'Dr.' Title Without Medical License
consulting from the wellness trough at Discovery Chiropractic, PLLC
websitevibes-based "doctor," Scope by credential osmosis
vibes-based "doctor," The 'Postural Neurology' Illusion
consulting from the wellness trough at Heal Country Holistic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as 'Physician'
running the vibes clinic at Muscle Recovery And Rehabilitation
websitevibes-based "doctor," Pain-promise testimonials
running the vibes clinic at Scharenberg Chiropractic
websitevibes-based "doctor," Chiropractor as Pediatric/Prostate Specialist
FAQ
Why are these Doc Bros on the Wall of Fame?
Tongue-in-cheek celebration of Doc Bros who are not real MD/DO physicians, wellness coaches, naturopaths, and vibes-based practitioners selling certainty without medical school.
Glossary: Wall of Fame, Doc Bro
Who counts as the worst of the worst?
Printed arithmetic: three of the four scores, fixed points per flag, and the heaviest single addition for listing a condition the registry classes under infants and children.
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The order is arithmetic, printed so you can check it rather than trust it. Three of the four report scores make a base worth up to 80 points, Manipulation and Sales Funnel at 40 percent each and the gap between 100 and Credentials at 20 percent, and Bro Energy is not in it. Fixed points follow, 3 each for credential inflation, undisclosed kickbacks, advice beyond the license, a disclaimer used as a shield or missing while the advice runs beyond the license, and FSA/HSA steering, then 8 more when those last three all apply. The heaviest single addition, also 8 points, is for a subject whose own published wording lists a condition the registry classes under infants and children. It carries that weight because the registry's first tier is the population a pediatric body and a national regulator single out, with the sources attached on the pattern page. It never applies to a doctor the federal provider registry confirms as an MD or DO, and never on the Wall of Shame. Cards show the total clamped to 0 to 100, and the wall is ordered by the full total.
Glossary: Worst offender order, Wall of Fame
Which accounts qualify?
Only content from the Doc Bro's official social media channels or websites qualify, no reposts, clip channels, or fan uploads.
Bro translation
These are the pseudo-docs we sarcastically celebrate for funnel mastery, not clinical credibility.
Glossary: Bro translation, Wall of Fame