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Aligned Modern Health in Miami, FL: Faith Schumann's claims, reviewed
Thinking about Aligned Modern Health in Miami, FL? Faith Schumann just earned a spot on our Wall of Fame. We read the public health claims and checked them against the published evidence, so you can read the receipts before you book.
Manipulation 86/100, sales funnel 87/100, credential legitimacy 0/100.
Snapshot from Aug 14, 2026. The full report is the living version.
Outside scope of practice
Advertised services that fall outside what Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulation, Chiropractic Board rules permit for this license, as we read the published rules. Classifications reflect our review, not an adjudicated finding.
- [outside scope] Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT) Service PageNot among permitted DC scope activities; addresses systemic, endocrine, prescribing, or non-specialty medical care outside this license. (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987))
- [outside scope] Diagnosing and managing endocrine disease / hormone imbalanceNot among permitted DC scope activities; addresses systemic, endocrine, prescribing, or non-specialty medical care outside this license. (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987))
- [outside scope] Treating thyroid conditions and gut-related disorders as a clinical focusNot among permitted DC scope activities; addresses systemic, endocrine, prescribing, or non-specialty medical care outside this license. (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987))
- [outside scope] Functional MedicineNot listed among permitted DC scope activities under the governing practice act. (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987))
- [outside scope] Hormone HealthNot among permitted DC scope activities; addresses systemic, endocrine, prescribing, or non-specialty medical care outside this license. (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987))
Contested claims
Public claims whose literature cross-check came back unsupported or mixed. Verdicts reflect the published evidence we could match, not an adjudicated finding.
- [literature: mixed] Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT)Permitted Chiropractor scope includes: Spinal adjustment and manipulation, Musculoskeletal evaluation and treatment, Soft-tissue and rehabilitative care, Headache care within musculoskeletal scope.; Listed service: outside this license's scope (68 Ill. Adm. Code Part 1285); literature: mixed in the medical literature.
- [literature: mixed] Functional MedicinePermitted Chiropractor scope includes: Spinal adjustment and manipulation, Musculoskeletal evaluation and treatment, Soft-tissue and rehabilitative care, Headache care within musculoskeletal scope.; Listed service: outside this license's scope (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987)); literature: mixed in the medical literature.
- [literature: mixed] Hormone HealthPermitted Chiropractor scope includes: Spinal adjustment and manipulation, Musculoskeletal evaluation and treatment, Soft-tissue and rehabilitative care, Headache care within musculoskeletal scope.; Listed service: outside this license's scope (225 ILCS 60 (Medical Practice Act of 1987)); literature: mixed in the medical literature.
The full satirical report covers credentials, manipulation tactics, the sales funnel, and every claim we checked.