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Function Health

Which Doc Bros push this product, how they are paid, and what the evidence says.

Lab test1 Doc Bro

Vendor page: https://www.functionhealth.com/faqs/how-can-creators-partner-with-function

Who pushes it

From the vendor’s own site

Pulled from the vendor’s website (medium confidence). Their words, not ours.

Product categories

Function membership100+ lab tests across every major organ system60+ tests halfway through the yearHormonesHeartThyroidNutrientsMetalsMetabolismAutoimmunity

Prices

  • Function membership: What could cost you $15,000 is $499
  • Function membership: $42 /day Charged annually at $499

Claims the brand makes about itself

  • Membership includes 100+ lab tests across every major organ system—selected by the world’s top doctors to monitor for thousands of diseases.
  • And 60+ tests halfway through the year to see what’s changed.
  • Hormones, heart, thyroid, nutrients, metals, metabolism, autoimmunity, liver, and inflammation—what others skip, we don’t.

What the site discloses

  • Your health shouldn’t depend on insurance.
  • No insurance, transparent pricing

What the evidence says

Promotion is not proof a product works. Where a promoter also stands to earn a commission, treat health claims about this product as marketing until independent, peer-reviewed evidence says otherwise.